“How many times do you think Ryan will cry today?” Jason asked. “I don’t know. Maybe he won’t cry today,” Replied Michelle. “I bet he’ll cry five times. How many do you think?” “Um I think maybe only two.” “Ok, loser owes the winner a massage.” “In a massage parlour?” “No. Loser will give the … More The Moon Cake Festival 2013: misconceptions of man
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“Pigeons are pets,” I said into my fake microphone, and then held the microphone up to the computer with one hand, and held the other hand to my ear. 24 11 year old children stared back at me from my computer screen, their faces expressionless. “Pigeons are pets,” I said once again, indicating to them … More Pigeons are pets.
“GOOD JOB!” I clapped and cheered as my 7 year old student, Carl matched the correct image, a picture of one of our VIPKID, (the online ESL company I work with) characters, Meg, with the word she. “YEAH!!” I screamed as he drew a line from the character Mike to the word he. I held up … More F*** FACE: mispronunciation with disastrous results.